January 2010
135 posts
17 Ways to Distract Voldemort while Harry Searches...
fuckyeahvoldemort:
everythingharrypotter:
1. Choreograph an artistic dance interpretation of his life and struggle for power and then force him to watch it.
2. Conduct a séance and pretend to channel the spirit of his mother.
3. Tell him he’s been a “naughty boy.”
4. Pretend to be the Sorting Hat and apologize - apparently you were wrong, and he was meant to be in Hufflepuff.
5. Call him...
